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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley: Where Does Their Relationship Stand Now?

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Now that Donald Trump has pulled the United States out of the Iran Deal, war with this Middle Eastern country over its eventual proliferation of nuclear weapons material may be imminent.

Conversely, peace may be at hand between Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley.

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As recently as a few days ago, Ronnie and Jen's relationship was more explosive than the aforementioned nuclear arsenal Iran may soon start building again.

For those without an Internet connection last week, this is why:

The Jersey Shore cast member put his girlfriend on blast after he learned that she still possessed a sex tape of herself and an ex-boyfriend.

This is certainly an awkward situation, but we're not sure if it qualifies as one in which Ronnie should have slammed Jen as a "hoe" on social media.

Harley then responded by labeling Ronnie as a "coke head" and things actually got uglier from there.

Instagram posts such as this were published:

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And also such as this:

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Did we mention that Ronnie and Harley actually welcomed a baby girl into the world on April 3?

Yes, these are the actions of brand new parents; a mother and a father seemingly more concerned with their pride than with their newborn.

Just two days after initially dragging Harley online, Ronnie returned to basically refer to as a "cum dumpster" and allege her of cheating on him last summer.

Jen didn't even deny this accusation.

She simply shot back that Ronnie also cheated, an allegation that was basically proven out on recent episodes of Jersey Shore: Vacation, as viewers have plainly witnessed Magro-Ortiz stepped out on Harley.

We tried to recap the messy situation here:

"I want to apologize for earlier to my fans and especially to @tater_tot_kitty I acted out of my gut and not rationally," Ronnie said at one point in the middle of this public fracas, adding:

"I should've never acted in such a manor [sic]. My deepest apologizes [sic]."

But did Ronnie actually say anything similar to Harley himself?

It sounds that way, according to E! News.

"He apologized for everything and admitted where he had been wrong but he also wants what's best for his daughter and he realizes this is not a healthy environment for her," a source told this entertainment news outlet, adding:

"They have split but for now they are both living in his Las Vegas house. Jen will most likely be moving out."

That's likely for the best.

Ronnie Magro, Girlfriend

A VERY ugly video also surfaced during this vicious, drawn-out argument that appeared to depict Harley packing up and Ronnie challenging her... almost physically, at one point.

It's rather clear these two should not be a romantic item.

They can work out some kind of custody arrangement for the sake of child Ariana.

"They are not back together," E! now writes, adding:

"That said, Ron has been able to spend time with his daughter and things with Jen are peaceful for now."

Concludes this insider:

"His daughter is his biggest priority so he just wants to keep things as calm and civil with Jen for the baby's sake.

"They both really regret how ugly and public their split was so they're doing everything they can to keep things private right now."


Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Did He Really Ask for a Paternity Test?!?

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is a father.

This is somewhat of a frightening thought for those who have watched the reality star do little but drink, party and hook up with various women over the court of numerous Jersey Shore seasons.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Parties

If you're included in this camp of doubters, then we have some encouraging news:

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro may actually not be a father after all!

According to In Touch Weekly, the muscle-bound meathead himself has questions about his status and may ask ex-girlfriend Jen Harley for a paternity test.

This rumor comes on the heels of an epic and vicious ongoing fight between Ronnie and Harley, one that has seen the former refer to the latter as a "hoe" and a "cum dumpster" and the latter shoot back that Ronnie is a "coke head" who is unfit for parenting.

It's been both hilarious and very disturbing to watch this back-and-forth take place online.

Both halves of the former couple have aired their dirty laundry in the most viral of social media forums, going back and forth over allegations of sex tapes and cheating.

For those who need to get caught up, here you go:

At the sad heart of this feud is that Ronnie and Jen welcomed a daughter named Ariana back on April 3.

HOWEVER...

"They had only been dating for a few months when Jen discovered she was pregnant," a source tells In Touch. "Pals are telling him to get a paternity test."

This is a silly line of reasoning, of course.

A few months? It only takes one night, and really just a few seconds, to get someone pregnant.

Ronnie is somehow worth over $3 million once you factor in his endorsement deals and his salary and those close to the star just want to make sure he's protected.

"He will honor his commitment [if he really is the dad]," says the source. "He feels so angry and betrayed right now. He's determined to go through with it."

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley Image

Is he really, though?

Not according to Ronnie himself.

Late on Wednesday, Ortiz-Magro shared a screenshot of a Daily Mail article that cited this paternity test chatter and wrote several hashtags over it. They include:

“#GetNewSources,” “#ThatsMyWorld,” “ShesMyLife,” and “FakeNews."

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Furthermore, Ronnie went ahead and shared a new photo of his very cute little girl.

In the picture, Ortiz-Magro’s newborn is seen lying down and actually holding her own bottle, an impressive feat Ronnie notes via several more hashtags:

“#HoldingHerOwnBottleAlready, #Brains&Beauty, #MyTwin, #MyLife, #ArianaSky.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Baby

Ronnie and Jen are allegedly on decent terms right now and both have said their focus will remain on raising their kid in a happy and healthy environment.

"This is a private matter that should have never been made public,” Ronnie said last week amid the ugly fight with Harley, concluding:

“I remain focused on my daughter and she is my No. 1 priority.”

Good. Let's hope he means that.

Jersey Shore Recap: Ronnie's Baby Mama Talks Trash; Vinny Grabs Some Ass

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Last night's episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation began with a bit of a cliffhanger resolution.

The previous week's installment ended with Ronnie's baby mama, Jen Harley, arriving at the South Beach house, the threat of Mke ruining her visit with a well-timed French Fry revelation looming like a dark cloud.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Reflects

These days, Ronnie and Jen are broken up following a seriously ugly tiff that played out on social media.

But during his time in Miami, they were still trying to make things work, largely for the sake of their then-unborn daughter.

Of course, their efforts were complicated by the fact that Ronnie cheated with the notorious French Fry during one of his first nights of vacation.

Further complicating the situation was the Situation, who made no secret of the fact that he was enjoying watching Ronnie sweat.

In all likelihood, Mike wouldn't have sunk so low as to intentionally torpedo Ronnie's relationship, but minutes into her visit, Jen did something truly astonishing.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley Image

Demonstrating all the social graces of a more vindictive George Costanza, Jen overstepped her bounds by referring to Mike as "the Incarceration."

The comment astonished housemates and viewers alike.

For one thing - this woman needs to learn how to read the room.

You can't meet a long-established group of friends for the first time and just assume it's cool to start roasting the low man on totem pole, especially about something that serious.

This wasn't some "haha, I heard you snore and your socks smell"-type stuff.

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No, this was Jen poking fun at the fact that Mike is facing hard time in a federal prison.

It's the sort of thing the Sitch is probably capable of laughing off when it one of his housemates doing the roasting, but not when it's coming from a stranger he JUST met.

Not surprisingly, Mike responded with a subtle French Fry reference.

For once in his life, the man showed an admirable amount of restraint, as we doubt anyone would've blamed if he had just gone ahead and called Ronnie out for cheating in that moment.

Fortunately for Ronnie's sake, the situation - and the Situation - didn't go any further.

Vinny Guadagnino Jersey Shore Photo

Speaking of the famed I'm F--ked Foundation - whose membership seems to grow by the week - last night it was Vinny's turn to disrespect his relationship and then rat himself out.

To be fair, Vin's infraction really wasn't that bad:

He picked up a stripper as a joke, and it seems he immediately felt bad about it.

He then rang up his girl on the duck phone in order to confess, leading to a serious roasting from Pauly D.

"Don't ever call your girl drunk," Pauly remarked.

And that wasn't the only quotable line to emerge from Vin's flirtation with disaster.

Bye Bye Bromance

"It's hard being a horny guy, girls will never understand it," said Vinny.

"It's not the same as being a horny girl. I don't wanna hear it."

We'll leave it to y'all to debate the truth behind the Keto Guido's remarks.

But there's one thing we can all agree on - Vin's mom was just a tad too forgiving of his strip club behavior, right?

Hopefully next week, the ladies will get into some shenanigans so they can get a real storyline of their own.

In the meantime, watch Jersey Shore online for more from reality TV's favorite dysfunctional family. 

Ronnie Magro and Jen Harley: Actually Back Together?!?

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Perhaps Jen Harley is NOT such a giant cum dumpster after all.

This is what Ronnie Magro (or Ronnie Ortiz-Magro... or whatever he's going by these days...) must be thinking, based on two rather intimate videos he shared with Instagram followers on Sunday.

Ronnie, Yo!

In celebration of Mother's Day, the Jersey Shore star paid tribute (in his own way) to the mom of his only child, which would have been a perfectly normal thing to do in his situation.

Except for one thing:

Just about a week before, Ronnie BLASTED Harley as a cheating "hoe" for keeping in her possession a sex tape of her and an ex-boyfriend... and also for actually cheating on her. 

The reality star and his girlfriend went back and forth in an epic online argument that included major insults and allegations hurled back and forth.

It culminated in either Ronnie quoting a friend who referred to Jen as a "cum dumpster" and/or in Ronnie actually threatening to beat his baby mama up.

We wish we were making this second part up, but check out the following video:

Ronnie and Jen welcomed a daughter named Ariana into the world on April 3, but parenthood didn't ease any tension between the pair.

Neither side has really denied allegations of infidelity, yet some sort of significant truce appears to have been reached.

Just consider the two videos Ronnie posted over the weekend.

They both depict Harley fast asleep and snoring, with the MTV personality writing as a caption:

“Prank wars. Snoring so loud. I feel she’s the dog from ‘Little Nicky.’”

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This was followed by a second piece of footage that featured Harley in the same situation, meaning she was lying in bed alongside Ronnie...

... meaning the fiery twosome were actually back together, despite previous reports to the contrary.

“Sounds like a bear having an orgasm. She always says I snore," Ronnie captioned this second video.

(We must stop here and wonder: How would you know what a bear having an orgasm sounds like, huh, Ronnie?!? Anything you want to tell us?)

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On Saturday, Ronnie and Jen were spotted out and about in Las Vegas with their daughter, apparently giving the whole co-parenting thing a try.

This comes as a rather huge surprise because we had heard just a few days ago that Ronnie was demanding a paternity test before committing fully to the raising of little Ariana.

Perhaps that claim was false, however.

"They are on speaking terms and things are better than anyone could ever expect,” an insider told Us Weekly back on May 3, adding:

“They have to be in order to coparent. Ronnie’s main priority is his daughter and that’s all he is concerned about at the moment – that she’s in the best situation."

That's quite the change from Ronnie writing online how one "can't turn a natural born HOE, into a HOUSEWIFE" and adding that "if you find them in the gutter then leave them in the gutter."

Harley retorted during their viral tiff that Ronnie was a "coke head" who would never be a good father.

It's all true.

You can relive the argument(s) below:

But, hey, if the stars have somehow found common ground and realize that being a romantic item is the best thing for their child?

More power to them.

We really do wish them the best of luck.

Maybe Ronnie was serious when he wrote the following after the first round of shade was thrown in each direction:

I want to apologize for earlier to my fans and especially to @tater_tot_kitty.

"I acted out of my gut and not rationally. I should've never acted in such a manor. My deepest apologizes."

Ronnie Magro on Jen Harley: She's Awful But We're Making It Work

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If you've been watching Jersey Shore Family Vacation then you know that Ronnie Ortiz-Magro's status as the president for life of the IFF (the esteemed "I'm F-cked Foundation") remains unchallenged.

It all started when Ronnie cheated on his pregnant girlfriend, Jen Harley, on one of his first nights in the South Beach house.

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Not surprisingly, their relationship hasn't been all sunshine and rainbows in the months since the notorious "French Fry" incident was filmed.

Just a few weeks ago, Ronnie blasted Jen as a "cum dumpster" and accused her of refusing to delete sex tapes that she made with her ex.

Shortly thereafter, Ronnie requested a paternity test, having apparently become convinced that Jen cheated on him in the early days of their relationship.

(Needless to say, Rahn might have been projecting a bit with his suspicions.)

Not exactly the kind of interactions that inspire a lot of optimism for Ron and Jen's future as a couple.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Parties

In fact, there was a time when the Ron and Jen split up was such a done deal that Magro began dating Scheana Marie of Vanderpump Rules fame.

But now, it looks like Ron has taken a page from Rob Valletta's book and unceremoniously kicked Scheana to the curb.

And surprisingly, it seems his motivation for ending that relationship was his desire to get back together with his baby mama.

Over the weekend, Ronnie posted a Mother's Day tribute to Jen on social media.

And today, he further cemented his relationship status by informing his followers that he and Harley on vacation together, and the trip's been interrupted by illness.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Daughter

"At our 2nd hospital in 24 hours #MyPeanutsNotFeelingWell," Ron wrote on Snapchat.

"#CaliFamilyBeachTripFail"

Insiders say Ron and Jen are still struggling - but they're intent on making the relationship work.

"Right now they're just trying to focus on their daughter and make sure she's okay," a source tells with E! News.

"They're trying to work things out for her sake. They're giving it a shot.

"His daughter is his biggest priority so he just wants to keep things as calm and civil with Jen for the baby's sake," the insider adds.

"They both really regret how ugly and public their split was so they're doing everything they can to keep things private right now."

Here's hoping Ronnie will stay away from hot tubs for the sake of his relationship.

Jersey Shore Recap: Cheating Keto Guido

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If you've been watching from the beginning, we probably don't need to tell you that Jersey Shore Family Reunion is quite different from the show's original iteration.

The OG Jersey Shore saw the housemates doing their best to get loaded and laid, stopping at nothing to achieve these goals, provided they weren't forced to mess up their spray tans or elaborate hairstyles.

Vincent and Paul

Family Vacation, however, is aptly named, in that the guidos and guidettes are often forced to be on their best behavior, a circumstance you can probably relate to if you've ever shared a coastal rental property with your immediate relatives for a week.

That may sound boring, and Vacation is undeniably much slower-paced than its predecessor, but in its own way, the series is just as engrossing as our very first excursion to Seaside Heights.

The stakes are higher, the jokes more consistent (and less problematic, if that's your thing), and the storylines are more compelling, as we're watching the crew attempt to navigate the choppy waters of adulthood and not simply dodge "grenades" and social diseases.

Much of the season has focused on Ronnie's infidelity, and we've derived a whole lot of guilty pleasure from comparing the travails of his relationship at the time the show was filmed with his ongoing romantic difficulties, as documented on social media.

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(Astonishingly, Ronnie and Jen Harley got back together this week.)

But last night was Vinny's turn, as the Keto Guido repeatedly crossed the line while partying with the other members of MVP.

To his credit, Vin tries to do right by his model girlfriend, Elicea, but with a full bottle of Grey Goose sloshing around in his carb-deprived body, that's easier said than done.

Vinny never takes things quite as far as Ronnie, but he knows that his girlfriend would not be pleased by his flirtatious interactions with the bottle service girls of South Beach.

In an effort to alleviate his guilt, Vinny calls Elicea in order to confess his misdeeds, at one point clarifying that he obtained the phone numbers of not one woman, but two. 

Bye Bye Bromance

“What kind of guido math is that?” asks a befuddled Pauly.

It does seem weird to assure your girlfriend that you got two numbers instead of just one, but we think we see the logic in Vinny's confession.

Something about the image of him drunkenly connecting with random strangers is less unseemly than the thought of him pursuing one woman all night.

One of the most shocking developments of Family Vacation, of course, has been the fact that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has matured into one of the more stable housemates.

Granted, Sorrentino is facing prison time so he's pretty much been forced to cool his jets, but he does seem to be doing his best to atone for his decade or so of wildly douchey behavior.

On last night's episode, Mike recruited Jenni to help him pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino & Lauren Pesce

He proceeded to have an anxiety attack because adulthood, but the man deserves credit for taking baby steps in the right direction.

Meanwhile, the rest of the cast combed South Beach in search of the perfect girl for Pauly, as though a famous DJ needs any help hooking up in Miami.

Pauly predicted that his friends would have trouble finding a mate who meets his exact specifications and in the end, we were treated to a lame visual gag as Vinny dressed up as Pauly's ideal woman.

Hey, we said the jokes have a higher success rate than the original Shore; we never claimed they land 100 percent of the time.

Although actually, Pauly and Vinny might really want to consider finding comfort in one another's arms.

It seems the Keto Guido's reckless behavior was too much for Elicea, as Vin is now officially single.

Watch Jersey Shore online for more bad decisions from people who are deep into their thirties.

Vinny Guadagnino Clashes With Ex Over Cheating Allegations!

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If you've been watching Jersey Shore Family Vacation, then you know that the most recent episode was a tough one for fan favorite Vinny Guadagnino.

Though Vin didn't cross the line in the same way as Ronnie and his French Fry, the incident captured by MTV cameras clearly didn't sit well Vin's then-girlfriend, Elicea Shyann.

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Not only did Shyann make her displeasure with Vinny very clear in one of the most uncomfortable duck phone conversations to date, the relationship came to an end shortly after filming wrapped.

But that doesn't mean either party is finished hashing out the details of Vinny's betrayal:

Earlier this week, Shyann posted a lengthy Instagram tirade in which she slammed Jersey Shore fans who have found tremendous entertainment in watching her relationship crumble:

“Here’s some free promotion!!!! for the trash everyone loves to watch. I’m a real f—king person who wakes up DAILY to more and more bullsh-t and heartache,” Shyann wrote.

“Enjoy the f-cking show that is my f-cking life. Ppl wonder how ppl end up in the darkest places. Here’s your answer.”

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"Humiliation disrespect zero empathy lol it’s truly AMAZING,” Shyann continued in her since-deleted Instagram posts.

“Everyone lives for the drama watching good things go to sh-t.”

Not surprisingly, Shyann's outrage led to fans putting Vinny on blast on Twitter.

And the Keto Guido was clearly not in the mood for accepting constructive criticism:

"Dude, don’t you know? Talking to bottle girls in a nightclub is cheating duh,” he sarcastically tweeted.

“Forget the guys who have side pieces, cheat on their wives, text, and f–k girls … you’re nice to [a] waitress you cheat.”

Vinny Guadagnino, Denim Shirt

“No no I’m a monster. I really shouldn’t have been secure in my relationship enough to go out, be nice to people, be fun and entertaining and still remain loyal," Guadagnino continued.

"I gave compliments to bottle girls on tv so I’m the worst man alive! Get it right.”

After a fan accused Vinny of saving a waitress' number in his phone, the reality star defended himself by pointing out a meaningless distinction about the device he was using that night:

“Yep… I can give other girls drunk compliments and still love and be loyal to my girl," he tweeted.

"And that wasn’t my phone it was the house iTouch (we don’t have phones) so that we can all turn up again as a group. (While still remaining loyal)<- impossible right ?!”

Oh, well in that case ...

Vinny Guadagnino at MTV Movie Awards

Vin ended his tirade on a Trumpian note, slamming the purveyors of fake news for alleging that he colluded with foreign strippers:

“Aight I gotta get off Twitter. It’s been fun," he wrote.

"Thanks and respect to the people who understand the diff between crossing lines and CHEATING. Context and editing. And to the trolls and Fake News. Keep trollin. You are great people!”

Ah, "context and editing."

The refrain of the reality star who's not proud of his actions.

One would think that by now, Vinny would be so accustomed to dealing with online criticism that he wouldn't let it bother him so much.

We guess it stings more than usual when one of those critics is the ex-girlfriend you disrespected on TV.

Jersey Shore Recap: Return of the Dirty Hamster

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Sometimes television shows are forced to slow things down a bit with what's commonly referred to as a "place-setting episode."

This is the term for an installment in which not a whole lot happens, but the stage is set for major drama to come.

It's generally a convention of scripted dramas, but occasionally even reality shows have to lull us into a false sense of security before stabbing us in the belly with the guido equivalent of the Red Wedding:

Angelina Pivarnick on Jersey Shore

Yes, Angelina Pivarnick made her not-at-all-awaited return to the world of Jersey Shore last night as part of Pauly D's "kamikaze" prank war on his roommates.

You almost have to respect a guy who's willing to ruin his vacation just so he can enjoy the pained expressions on his friends' faces. Almost.

Anyway, Pauly was probably motivated less by his desire to reign supreme as the prank war champion and more by prompts from the show's producers, so "Jolie" is back in the presence of people who can't stand her and are often quick to violence.

Two quick observations about Angelina's return to the show:

1. How hilariously staged and scripted was the scene where she first walks through the door?

Like, Mike's reaction was probably legit, but the version of Angie's swaggy entrance that we wound up was clearly the result of a few dozen takes.

Dirty Little Hamster

2. Angelina is looking pretty good these days, right?

Sure, she still dresses like she should be serving Tony Soprano a Glenlivet at Bada-Bing, but she seems to have taken care of herself.

Anyway, the timing couldn't have been weirder, as Pauly extended the invitation to Angelina during what was supposed to be a guys-only weekend.

It's almost like the powers that be surveyed the situation, realized that the guys' weekend was just as boring as the girls' visit home and decided to take action.

Yes, you may have noticed that we skipped straight to the last five minutes of the episode in this recap, but what came before the return of Angelina was easily the driest assemblage of loosely-connected scenes Shore has ever offered up.

The girls visited their kids.

Yeaaaaaaaah Buddy!

The guys yelled about t-shirts and returned to the club where everyone is half their age.

Ronnie didn't cheat on his pregnant girlfriend, and Vinny wasn't overly-friendly with any cocktail waitresses.

Pauly hooked up with a pseud-Sammi-lookalike, and Ron got mildly pissed about it, but that was about it in terms of drama.

Like we said, sometimes a slower episode is needed in order to pave the way for future installments.

But after last night's snail-paced affair, we better be in for an old-school Snooki vs. Angelina throwdown next week.

Watch Jersey Shore online in order to get caught up on this season's slightly uneven offerings.


Angelina Pivarnick to JWoww: You're Just a Jersey Whore!

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As we reported earlier, last night's episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation would've been a total snoozefest were it not for the surprise return of the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island herself, Angelina Pivarnick.

"Jolie" isn't exactly a fan favorite, but she certainly livened up last night's proceedings, which otherwise would've been highlighted by Snooki helping her kids with a school project.

Pivarnick in Action

At first, the kinder, gentler, slightly soberer Jersey Shore was a nice change of pace, but if we're being honest, the last couple episodes have dragged a bit.

The show could use a bit of the petty conflict that helped to make its first iteration so memorable, and fans are hoping that's where Angelina comes in.

Based on Pivarnick's recent Instagram activity, we're guessing viewers won't have to wait long for her to deliver the goods.

On Thursday, Pivarnick touted her return with a photo of a rather combative coffee mug.

"TOMORROW IS MY RETURN ON @jerseyshore!!!!! Can’t wait for you all to see. I will be sipping my TEA out of my amazing cup I dedicate to @jwoww," she captioned the pic below.

Amidst a jumble of hashtags and emojis, Pivarnick added, "Keep hating."

Jersey Shore Mug

Needless to say, Jenni "JWoww" Farley was less than thrilled when she laid eyes on the post.

"Who’s following who?! Jealous of what? Your third engagement or third chance in the house?” Farley commented.

“You want me to show u the door … again #statenislanddump.”

“Lmfaooooooo yeah ok. ARE YOU EVEN ON THE SHOW THIS YEAR YOURSELF I HAVENT NOTICED. ALL YOU DO IS SLEEPING,” Angelina replied. 

"Rather be sleeping than regret looking like you on national TV.” Jenni shot back.

It wasn't long before Deena Nicole-Cortese jumped into the fray, writing:

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"Omg you left the house wanting to make amends with everyone."

She added:

“I’m confused with this post.. why start silly drama over insta?”

What we have here is Mayweather-McGregor caliber trash talk, but will it translate to the sort of on-air drama fans are hoping for?

Yes, says Pivarnick:

“I didn’t really wanna have that altercation with her,” says Angelina, adding that she and Jenni very nearly came to blows," she recently told Us Weekly.

“If it comes down to it, I’m gonna have to do it, but I literally wanted to be classy. I wanted to just make my amends without having to throw fists this season.”

Watch Jersey Shore online to get caught up in time for what will hopefully be a drama-packed remainder of the season.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Issues Threat to Instagram Users

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has come a long way over the past few weeks.

He's gone from fighting with his baby mama to fighting with his social media followers.

Hey, better than latter than the former, right?

Ronnie Having Fun

On Wednesday night, the Jersey Shore veteran took to his Instagram Story and issued a threat to a handful of his fellow users.

We've seen plenty of celebrities address trolls and haters before, of course, but this message seemed a tad extreme... and disturbing.

"When your biggest fear, becomes reality,” Ronnie wrote, adding:

“Next fan to try to tell me how to life my life, when they haven’t accomplish anything with theirs is getting put on blast & I’m gonna let my real fans roast all you haters!!!!”

Them are fighting words... is typically just a meaningless saying.

But Ronnie has shown over the years that he definitely has a violent side. So Instagram followers, beware!

The question now also becomes, of course, to what is Ronnie referring here?

Ronnie, Baby Girl

Several hours after his post, on-again/off-again/on-again girlfriend Jen Harley, revealed that someone damaged her late father’s car.

“I’m in shock this happen[ed] to my fathers car who passed away. Heartbroken,” she captioned a since-deleted Instagram Story picture of the smashed window.

Harley then added:

“You wanted to get me you got me bro.”

Was Jen implying here that Ronnie was behind the incident?!? It's unclear.

Ronnie, Yo!

Ronnie and Jen dominated the Internet last month when they took their private beef VERY public.

The reality star and his lover went back and forth on Instagram, hurling one insult after another at each other; with Ronnie accusing Harley of cheating and saying she's a "cum dumpster" and Jen saying Ronnie was a terrible dad.

She also hinted strongly that Ronnie cheated as well, a fact basically backed up by multiple Jersey Shore episodes that depicted him doing this exact dishonest thing.

At some point, it appeared as if the twosome had worked out their issues and were going to get back together for the sake of their daughter, who was born in early April.

On May 22, however, an insider said the following to Us Weekly:

"They had a big fight the other day and are done … for now. It’s going to keep changing every day.”

Sounds like a very stable environment for their child to grow up in, huh?

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Elsewhere, there have been questions about whether or not Ariana Sky even is Ronnie's child.

Questions broached by Ronnie, that is.

According to multiple sources, he's contemplated the ordering of a paternity test just to make sure he really did father his baby girl, despite gushing over her this spring on Instagram.

“Things that were important to you just aren’t anymore. Your mindset is taking care of your family and being a good role model and basically just, you never want to see anything happen to them,” Ronnie also told Us Weekly in April, adding at the time:

“She gets the hiccups and I go crazy because it’s out of my hands.”

That's very sweet.

If only Ronnie acted in an equally sweet manner toward Ariana's mom.

Jersey Shore Recap: Angelina's Meatball Lessons

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Ever been to a party that's so boring you wind up praying for someone to spice up the festivities by throwing a cake at a ceiling fan or something?

That's essentially what Pauly D did during last week's episode of Jersey Shore Family Reunionwhen he secured his title as prank war CHAMPION by inviting Angelina Pivarnick to the South Beach house.

Eff Off

Look, it's been fun to catch up with our favorite gang of guidos and cringe as they continue to fist-pump in various VIP sections, despite the fact that half of them are parents and the big 4-0 is fast approaching.

But let's be honest -- this isn't the drama-packed Shore of yore.

Pauly euphemistically described the situation as a bit "too kumbaya" but some fans have been less generous in their assessment, calling the relatively conflict-free proceedings flat-out boring.

Which leads us to believe the decision to re-introduce Angelina had less to do with Pauly's prank war title than with the producers' realization that a rental house populated with middle-aged vacationers isn't always the stuff of scintillating television.

At first, things worked out as planned.

The girls arrived home drunk, and they were not happy to see the Rob Kardashian of Staten island chillin' at their dining room table.

Angelina Pivarnick on Jersey Shore

Initially, it looked as though we might be treated to a reenactment of the famous Snooki vs. Angelina fight that took place the last time the gang visited Miami.

Snooki was pissed about Angelina calling her ugly in an interview; Jenni felt that Pivarnick had no right to be there; Deena ... well, Deena sort of just flitted around spouting catchphrases and getting emotional, as she's been doing all season.

But then something highly unexpected and exceedingly lame happened:

Angelina went out day-drinking with Snooki, Deena, and Ronnie -- and she actually managed to win them over.

By the end of the bender, she'd even been dubbed an official meatball, though to be fair, by that time Snooki was so hammered she would have befriended an actual meatball.

So much for that conflict we've been waiting for all season!

Dirty Little Hamster

There was even an act of selflessness, as Angelina attempted to make Deena feel better about being pushed in the pool by allowing herself to get dunked in the drink.

Unfortunately, Pivarnick's efforts were largely for naught, as the rest of the cast quite understandably doesn't want her hanging out and reaping the benefits of the "family" (read: media empire) that they worked so hard to create.

As you've probably noticed by now, this season has stuck to a very specific episode structure, with each installment ending on a cliffhanger.

So we'll have to wait until next week to find out how Angelina will cope with getting booted out of the house by JWoww.

Being that a scant eight days ago we were only vaguely aware that Pivarnick was still alive, we can't help but feel that suspense is a bit unearned.

Watch Jersey Shore online to remind yourself of a bygone era in which guidos settled their differences with fisticuffs, not passive-aggressive dinner parties.

Jersey Shore: New Season Filming in Las Vegas!!

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Since well before the insane Jersey Shore: Family Vacation trailer aired, fans have been eager to see their favorite disasters back on screen.

And one season clearly wasn't enough. MTV knows that.

So Jersey Shore is coming back for another season -- and we already know where.

Jersey Shore Family Vacation Photo

RadarOnline was able to uncover where Jersey Shore is filming its new season.

"Nicole and Jenni are flying out to Las Vegas on a private jet tomorrow."

And this isn't a vacation -- no matter what the show is named or where it takes place, showing up on camera is a lot of work.

"To start filming season two of Jersey Shore."

Fans already knew that MTV wasn't going to drop the series, but it's a relief to hear that there are concrete plans in place.

Jersey Shore: The Return

This on-set production source continues, announcing that the cast will include more than just Snooki and JWoww.

"They are both definitely returning ..."

Well, we figured as much.

"... Along with all of the boys!"

Oh!

RadarOnline reports that Mike Sorrentino and "the guys" are, according to that production source, already there to film.

Jersey Shore Cast Drinking

So, here is what we know so far about this new season:

It will take place in Las Vegas, which is a recipe for a very entertaining disaster if we've ever heard one. Remember, normal people go to Vegas and get a little out of control.

Also, the cast will be staying in a rented mansion rather than a hotel.

Mansions are great settings for all sorts of things, from fictional murder mysteries to very real and dramatic realtiy shows.

Their new adventures begin in the desert.

However, apparently filming on this season is scheduled to wrap up on the actual Jersey shore.

The Jersey Shore Ladies Reunite

The source says:

"They are all super excited for Season 2 and feel like this is going to be the best season yet."

That is certainly good news.

Though fans have wanted Jersey Shore back on their screens for years, only in 2018 did they get their wish.

It seems that they have the success of Floribama Shore to thank.

That show's ratings made it clear to the higher-ups that there is still a huge market for people who want to watch reality stars make disastrous decisions (without residing in the White House).

Snooki on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation

Sammi Giancola couldn't come back this past season because of Ronnie.

So far, we have not seen any indications that this is going to change. Ronnie seems too unstable, and Sammi staying away seems like a smart move.

Even so, with so many returning cast members, this really does feel like it's the revival series that fans have yearned for and that MTV promised.

It is worth noting that the original teaser trailer did not reveal where the cast would be. They may end up filming at different locations -- a new one each season -- all over the country.

Perhaps even all over the world.

For now, though, fans can look forward to watching their tanned, trashy faves tear up the town.

But hey, this is Las Vegas that we're talking about. They're used to it.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Gets In Fight on SECOND DAY of Jersey Shore Filming!

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If you're currently a guest of The Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, you may have heard anguished cries of "Rahn, stahp!" this afternoon, as a security team struggled to do what Sammi Sweetheart never could -- subdue the beast known as Agro Magro.

Yes, as you may have heard a second season ofJersey Shore Family Vacation is currently filming in Las Vegas, and things got off to a dramatic start for Ronnie.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Parties

According to TMZ, Ron attempted to fight a civilian while lounging poolside with his fellow guidos today.

No word on yet on whether alcohol was a factor, but it absolutely, definitely was.

Hilariously, the other combatant kept shouting phrases like "I got that Gucci bag, what's up?" and repeating the word "hustlin'," which makes this the single most obnoxious event to ever take place anywhere.

It's not currently known what caused the incident, but we're gonna go out on a limb and guess that the combination of Ron-Ron juice and human growth hormone factored in.

Of course, if you've been watching the first season of Family Vacation, or even just keeping up with the cast out of morbid curiosity, then this sort of behavior probably won't come as much of a surprise.

Ronnie, Yo!

Ronnie has gone from supporting character to primary source of drama, primarily because of his constant fights with Jen Harley, the mother of his infant daughter.

On the show, we see Ronnie cheat on Jen with a French club-goer dubbed "French Fry."

(The guidos' nickname game isn't terribly on point this season.)

On social media, we watch in horror as Ron refers to the mother of his child as a "c-m dumpster."

Ron has been flying off the handle on a routine basis for years now, but lately, he's either stepped up his game or lowered the bar, depending on whom you ask.

Sure, without his antics, JSFV would be an exceedingly boring affair with moments like Vinny's haircut crisis providing the bulk of the dramatic tension.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley Image

But on the other hand ... did we mention Ron called his ex a c-m dumpster on social media?

Like, we don't expect the height of decorum from these people, but we also don't want to see them get less mature and more gross with age.

But hey, maybe the Gucci guy deserved an ass-whupping today.

Based on what little we know about him, that seems very, very plausible.

But Ron's a father now, so going forward, maybe he should let someone else deliver the beat-downs.

Watch Jersey Shore online to remind yourself of just how bonkers Ron has been this season.

Jersey Shore Recap: The Dirty Hamster Earns Her Nickname

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Angelina Pivarnick's brief stint on Jersey Shore Family Vacation was probably a ratings stunt coordinated by the show's producers, and not -- as it was framed -- a brainchild of prank war champion Pauly D.

The Rob Kardashian of Staten Island injected some much-needed drama into the proceedings, but last night, she was told to pack her garbage bags and head back north.

Angelina and JWoww

Pivarnick's time on the show ended in fitting fashion, by which we mean, it was kind of gross and forgettable.

JWoww was burdened with the unenviable task of informing Angelina that her time in South Beach was over, and the conversation was surprisingly -- and somewhat disappointingly -- drama-free.

“I’m not mad at all,” Pivarnick responds to Jenni's revelation that the rest of the group would like to "finish as a family."

“I was able to be part of something I always regretted.” 

Pivarnick isn't exactly known for her way with words ("Um, hello!" has gotta be one of the lamest catchphrases in the history of reality television.), but we think she meant to say she'd regretted the way her relationship with the guidos ended, and she welcomed the chance to make amends.

Dirty Little Hamster

It briefly looked as though Angelina would go out on a high note, but then she drunkenly sh-t her pants in the cab on the ride home and proceeded to not STFU about it for the rest of the night.

Never change, Angelina. J/k, please change your soiled draws immediately.

Once Angelina had been returned to the reviled borough from whence she came, the cast embarked on a vacation within a vacation.

A vacation-ception if you will.

Yes, for reasons that are never entirely made clear, the guidos head to the Bahamas, where the most interesting to happen was the big reveal that Mike's abs are no longer shredded.

Just when we were wondering if it was too late to bring back Angelina, the show worked in a pair of subplots that might liven up the proceedings a bit. 

Bye Bye Bromance

The operative word there is "might."

First, there's a poorly-acted scene in which Vinny's mom is upset that she's unable to get ahold of him, so she heads to Miami in the company of the ultra-pervy Uncle #MeToo.

(At this point, they should just show producers proposing the idea to these cameo characters, instead of asking us to believe that a camera crew just happened to be hanging out in the Guadagnino residence while Ma was blowing up the duck phone,)

Next, we learn that Mike's girlfriend will be paying a visit to Miami, where Mike will obviously pop the question, because producers have been telegraphing that "twist" since episode one.

Join us again next week, where we'll pick apart the Sitch's proposal and continue complaining about how nothing really happens on Shore, whilst simultaneously acknowledging that we'd tune in for an hour of Snooki reading the phone book out loud.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Brawls with Jen Harley Over Dead Dog

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley may not belong together.

We know this statement may come as a shock to some, but we just really get the impression that this Jersey Shore cast member and his on-again/off-again/on-again girlfriend really ought to be off again.

For good.

Ronnie Magro, Girlfriend

We've arrived at this bold conclusion following multiple reports that Ronnie and Jen got into a fight on Thursday in Las Vegas.

Like, an actual physical fight.

According to Us Weekly, the intense disagreement got underway after Harley showed up in Las Vegas, where Ronnie is filming scenes for the new season of Jersey Shore.

This was not a planned visit... and it quickly deteriorated into a gigantic and very ugly mess.

Ronnie and Jen have been fighting over their daughter," an insider tells Us Weekly, elaboraring as follows:

"Ronnie has been filming the show in Vegas the last couple of days and Jen wouldn’t tell him where their daughter is. She showed up to the hotel where they were filming.

"Jen lunged, spit and shoved Ronnie. Hotel security got involved, who then called the Las Vegas police department.”

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley Image

Does this sounds a tad bit insane? Yes.

But remember:

Ronnie and Jen engaged in a vicious social media argument just a few weeks ago, one that entailed Ronnie labeling his estranged lover a "cum dumpster" and Harley responding by saying Ronnie was a "coke head" and awful father.

(Yes, father. Ronnie and Jen welcomed a daughter together in early April. God help us all.)

This war of words nearly broke the entire Internet and you can read all about it here:

Somehow, some way, for the sake of their child we guess, Ronnie and Jen chose to stay together and battle through their personal demons and numerous obstacles.

But it sounds as if their relationship is about to be tested once again.

“When police got to the hotel, they couldn’t find Jen,” the Us Weekly insider adds. “She left the hotel at that point. They are still trying to find her for questioning.”

This source also says that spitting on someone in Las Vegas is considered a misdemeanor, which is sort of hilarious.

Isn't someone spit on in Las Vegas about once per hour?

Jen Harley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

Meanwhile, a follow-up to this initial story claims that Ortiz-Magro and Harley were arguing was the death of their dog.

We'll let the tabloid insider explain what allegedly transpired:

“Their pit bull died. That’s part of why they were fighting.

"Jen was supposed to be taking care of the dogs when he was away filming, and Ronnie came home to their house and found the dog dead in the pool.”

Yikes.

Going back to their back-and-forth in late April, the duo exchanged insults on social media and both accused each other of cheating... and then appeared to get into an actual brawl on Instagram Live.

“Put your hands on me again! Put your f-cking hands on me again, I dare you!” Ronnie yelled in the livestream that was captured by fans and shared on Twitter.

See it for yourself below:


Jersey Shore Halts Filming In Vegas Due to Ronnie Magro-Jen Harley Drama

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Oh, that Rahn. Will he ever stahp?

That's likely the question on the mind of Ronnie Ortiz-Magro's castmates today, as the Jersey Shore crew was forced to stop filming ahead of schedule due to ongoing drama between Ronnie and his baby mama, Jen Harley.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Parties

Until yesterday, the cast was in Las Vegas filming a second season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation.

The title isn't terribly apt in Magro's case, as Vegas is his home turf these days.

So it was a bad choice of locale for reasons that go beyond the irony of filming a show with "Shore" in the title in the middle of a landlocked state.

You see, if you've been watching the current season of JSFV, you know that Ron and Jen's relationship isn't the greatest.

During his time in South Beach, Ronnie cheated on Jen with a French woman who was unimaginatively dubbed "French Fry."

But that was only the beginning of their problems.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley Image

Shortly after that episode aired, Ronnie accused Jen of cheating on him, in a wild Instagram rant in which he also called her a "c-m dumpster."

In the weeks since, Harley and Ortiz-Magro broke up and got back together several times, so it should've come as no surprise to Shore producers when their relationship drama dominated the first few days of filming in Vegas.

Maybe that was the plan. Maybe the plan backfired.

Whatever the case, the plan was scrapped when -- to use the parlance of Shore's current season -- Ron spiraled and quickly spun out of control.

Last week, Magro got in a fight with another guest at a Vegas hotel.

Ronnie on the Duck Phone

Just days later, MTV pulled the plug on filming in Vegas and sent the cast back to the Garden State.

“They cannot wait to get the hell out of the desert and be away from everything surrounding Ronnie and Jen,” a source close to production tells Radar Online.

The situation had apparently gotten so bad that the cast was considering holding an intervention in response to Ron's self-destructive behavior.

“They are all adults now, and they cannot watch Ronnie destroy his life anymore,” says the insider.

Hey, the guy's been fun to watch this season, but he's a 32-year-old dad now. 

Maybe he should cool it on the Ron-Ron juice for a bit.

Jersey Shore Recap: A Proposal Situation

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The problem with reality television in the age of social media is that real-time spoilers are pretty much unavoidable.

For example, we've known for months that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is engaged to Lauren Pesce, so any suspense on last night's Jersey Shore Family Vacation regarding whether or not JWoww will ruin his proposal because Mike threatened to throw a pie in her face (?!?!?) didn't really have us chewing our cuticles with anticipation.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino & Lauren Pesce

But before the guidos could make way for Lauren, they had to say goodbye to Vinny's mother, Paula, and his uncle Nino.

There's a strong possibility that Vin's uncle is named Nino Guadagnino, but that doesn't even crack the top ten on the list of funniest things about the guy.

So it makes sense that Vinny and company would decide to hit him with an old-fashioned roasting as a parting gift.

Unfortunately, Nino's neurons have been pounded flat like a cutlet from five decades of constant chianti consumption, and he now only speaks a language of his own invention, a la Nell.

Meanwhile, Paula advises Ronnie that he should hold off on marrying Jen if he's not certain that he loves her.

Yes, folks, it was bound to happen eventually -- someone finally issued good advice on an episode of Jersey Shore.

Ronnie Lets It All Out

As we mentioned earlier, there's a subplot in which Jenni indignantly adjusts her old lady glasses while threatening to mess up Mike's proposal to Lauren, but we're almost certain nothing is gonna come of it.

And thus, as has so often been the case this season, the episode really belongs to Ronnie.

In a surprising conversation with the girls, Ron reveals that Jen cheated on him in the past:

“I want to be with her, I love her, I just don’t know where her heart is,” Ronnie says.

“Truthfully, I just don’t trust her.

"Nobody’s perfect. I did my dirt too so I can just say, like, ‘It was her.’ But everything I did was a reaction to her actions,” he continues.

Jen Harley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

“I’m also not used to being with someone like myself. Like, I met my match.”

Jeez, she's been pregnant the whole time they've been together! Where did she even find the time?!

The sad confessions continue -- appropriately enough -- in the confessional room, where Ron breaks down in tears after confessing that he's jealous of Mike's, ahem, situation.

“I want a family, I want to be happy, I want to be in Mike’s shoes. I want to propose. I want to have the feeling of more than just, ‘We’re together and we have a kid.’ I want more than that," says a tearful Ronnie.

"Everyone else goes and lives their lives, and they’re f—king happy and I don’t have all the s—t they have. It’s just me. Who the f—k is the right person at this point?”

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley, New Year's

We'd like to say there's a happy ending to this situation, but -- spoiler alert! -- Ronnie and Jen are still fighting nonstop and making each other miserable.

In fact, just yesterday, filming on a second season of Family Vacation was halted due to the fact that the season was to take place in Vegas -- where Ronnie and Jen live -- and their relationship drama was so intense that the production had to be moved to Jersey.

When reality television producers are like, "Whoa, this is all way too intense," you know things have gotten out of hand.

Watch Jersey Shore online to relive the many trials of Ron.

Jen Harley: Yes, I Cheated on Ronnie, But...

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Before we go any further, allow us to say up front:

There are no winner in this situation. There are no sides to take between Jen Harley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.

Both really need to go away and figure out some sort of amicable relationship for the sake of their daughter and that's pretty much where we stand on their never-ending, ridiculous, scandalous drama.

Kissed by Ronnie

Still, we're obligated to report on it.

So here we go...

During this week's episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, Ronnie told his roommates that he didn’t completely trust Harley because she had cheated in the past.

(The installment was filmed months ago, remember, prior to Harley giving birth to Ronnie's daughter in early April.)

"You're nervous she's going to cheat on you?" Deena asked Ronnie at one point.

"Yeah," he replied.

"Because she did before?" Snooki follow.

"Yeah," he said again.

The thing is, of course, Ronnie cheated on Harley on muliple occasions himself; shamelessly so, as we witnessed on previous installments of the Jersey Shore reboot.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley Image

“Nobody’s perfect. I did my dirt too," Ronnie did acknowledge on this new episode, adding as an excuse:

"But everything I did was a reaction to her actions. I’m also not used to being with someone like myself. Like, I met my match."

That much has been clear by the very public fights Jen and Ronnie have engaged in of late.

Before we recount those, however, let's hear from Harley, shall we?

Is Ronnie at least telling the truth? Did she sleep with another man behind his back?

"I’m sure he’s referring to when we were dating for about a month or two," Harley tells Us Weekly, confessing to her sins, but making it sound like they shouldn't really count.

She continued:

"We hadn’t established a real relationship; my ex came back around. I had mixed feelings at the time. We just got out of a four-year relationship."

Jen Harley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

A mere month after becoming parents, Jen and Ronnie WENT OFF ON EACH OTHER via social media.

"Note to self: Can't turn a natural-born HO, into a HOUSEWIFE," Ronnie said to open this back-and-forth several weeks ago, adding of his baby mama:

If you find them in the gutter, leave them in the gutter."

He followed this up with another post that read as follows:

"If your significant other keeps sex videos of their ex, shouldn't they show enough respect to delete them, esp. after being in a new relationship for over a year?"

Ronnie also referred to Harley as a "cum dumpster."

This happened a few weeks after she gave birth to his child.

Harley, for her part, proved that she could give as well as she could take.

"Can't turn a coke head into a father!" she fired back, later adding:

"When your man goes all Rob Kardashian on you," accompanied by a laugh-cry emoji.

As you can see, these two bring out the worst in each other.

And the worst of it all was captued on camera:

In her chat with Us Weekly, Harley says her cheating with her ex is what got Ronnie all worked up.

"This is all part of the Instagram fight we got into because of this incident," she admits.

"When I came clean about this, he came clean about three times he hooked up with other girls in the same time period.

"We decided we wanted to be together and work though this and not to ever do it again."

This is what Harley says... but consider what she allegedly did in Las Vegas on June 7.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley, New Year's

She surprised her man in diabolical fashion, an insider tells this same tabloid, while was shooting scenes for Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 2.

“Ronnie and Jen have been fighting over their daughter," this source said of the recent fight, explaining:

"Ronnie has been filming the show in Vegas the last couple of days and Jen wouldn’t tell him where their daughter is. She showed up to the hotel where they were filming.

"Jen lunged, spit and shoved Ronnie. Hotel security got involved, who then called the Las Vegas police department.”

Sigh.

It bears repeating AGAIN that these two have a very young child together.

They really need to work something out.

Jersey Shore Recap: The Sitch Is Getting Hitched!

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The first season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation (or the seventh season of Jersey Shore, depending on your perspective) has excelled at taking a single event and stretching it out into an entire episode's worth of genuinely entertaining content.

While creative editing certainly plays a role, the cast deserves most of the credit for filling the downtime with lol-worthy capering and quotables.

Mike Sorrentino Proposes to Lauren Pesce

The crew clicks like few other casts in the history of reality television, and when they're firing on all cylinders, it's like watching the guido Golden State Warriors in action.

Take last night's episode, for example.

Mike popped the question to Lauren Pesce -- which we already knew was gonna happen -- and Ronnie went full goth teen, basically lying in bed for the entire episode.

That's it.

And yet somehow, it was a pretty engaging (no pun intended) hour of television.

Mike recruited the whole crew to assist with his proposal, which was definitely the right move from the viewers' perspective.

The Situation Proposes!

It's great that the Sitch has turned his life around, but we don't tune in to Shore for an hour of a tee-totaling middle-aged dude waxing philosophical, ya know?

Some questionable decisions were made (the all-white engagement outfits for the guys; loading Lauren up on booze before she goes out to dinner with her relatively newly-sober boyfriend), but in the end, it all worked out.

Mike and Lauren got engaged, in the sort of genuinely amusing scene we don't typically associate with Jersey Shore.

“You’re my best friend, my college sweetheart, my better half. You make me a better person,” Sorrentino told Pesce.

“Please make me the happiest man on Earth. Will you please marry me?”

The couple stated that they plan to work on making little baby Sitches as soon as they tie the knot.

The Situation Proposes!

Here's hoping Sorrentino can stay out of prison in order to be there for his family.

And that's not our way of slipping in Ronnie-esque dig at the Sitch.

Mike surely made some bad decisions, but he seems to finally be on the right path, and we hope the judge in his case will take that into consideration.

Speaking of Ronnie, we guess he had a premonition about just how ugly his relationship with Jen Harley would get, because dude is seriously bummed about the prospect of going back to the real world.

In the same way that the original Shore captured the carefree frivolity of your twenties, Family Vacation serves as a reminder that your thirties are loaded with stress and obligations that are never far from your mind, even on vacay.

Fortunately, Pauly D is always there to lighten the load with some amusing catchphrases.

Jen Harley: Arrested For Dragging Ronnie Ortiz-Magro WITH A CAR!!

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Welp. We were wrong.

It turns out things actually can get uglier between Jersey Shore star Ronnie Magro-Ortiz and his occasional girlfriend/permanent baby mama, Jen Harley.

A LOT uglier, in fact.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Jen Harley

Sources within the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department have confirmed to Us Weekly that Harley was arrested on Sunday night and charged with beating Ronnie up, prior to dragging him around with her car.

That's all the information both Us Weekly and E! News have on the matter, aside from Harley's charge of domestic battery.

We also know that she has been released on $3,000 bail and that a hearing regarding this case has been set for Tuesday morning.

Trust us: We really wish we had more to report at the moment.

Because... what?!? Jen dragged Ronnie around with her car?!?

This development is both shocking and completely expected at the same time, considering the history between the reality star and his estranged lover.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Girlfriend

(UPDATE: According to TMZ, the D-Listers got into an argument while driving home from a barbecue.

Ortiz-Magro reportedly demanded Jen pull over and let him out of the car. She supposedly took off when he got caught in his seat belt, dragging him and injuring him ... while their infant daughter was in the vehicle.)

Harley and Ronnie got together last summer and welcomed a daughter named Ariana Sky into the world on April 2.

But it's all been way downhill from there.

Just a few weeks after they became parents, Jen and Ronnie got into one of the more vicious Internet fights you'll ever see.

We hate to keep bringing this point up, but it seems worth repeating over and over and over again:

There's a baby girl at the center of all this drama, you guys!

Shape the eff up and do it now.

They went back and forth on Instagram with cheating allegations, as Ronnie slammed Jen as a "cum dumpster" and Harley referred to Ronnie as a "coke head" and terrible father.

Apologies were eventually offered on both sides, and the two even got together briefly at one point.

"They're trying to work things out for [their child's] sake. They're giving it a shot," a source told E! News shortly after the viral blowout, adding at the time:

"His daughter is his biggest priority so he just wants to keep things as calm and civil with Jen for the baby's sake.

"They both really regret how ugly and public their split was so they're doing everything they can to keep things private right now."

That was then, in mid-May.

But now we have reports that Harley assaulted Ronnie, which follows previous reports that detailed how she also attacked him while he was filming Season 2 of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

Call us crazy, but we sort of feel like these kids should not be together.

“I want to apologize to my family, friends and fans,” the MTV personality said in a statement to Us Weekly on April 30, saying back then:

“This is a private matter that should have never been made public. I remain focused on my daughter and she is my No. 1 priority.”

Ronnie Magro, Girlfriend

That's nice to hear.

We just hope Ronnie continue to put this into practice.

And we hope Harley undergoes some anger management counseling or something because... holy violence!

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