Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola of Jersey Shore fame have broken up, and this time it's for good, the former confirms to Us Weekly.

It's the end of an era many thought would never come ... but thankfully has.

A Jersey-fied version of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez or Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran, Ron and Sam always fought, then always got back together.

Not in this case, however. Says Ronnie to the celebrity gossip publication:

"Me and Sammi aren't together anymore. We just grew our separate ways. She's still a great person. I love her as a person and I care about her."

Amicable as it is, Ron reiterates, "we went our separate ways. That's it."

Now surprisingly mature and devoid of mattress-throwing fights.

Jersey Shore: The Unforgettable Moments

1. Ronnie-Sammi Fight on Jersey Shore

Ronnie and Sammi go at it on Jersey Shore. Ugly.

Jersey Shore, which chronicled their tumultuous romance from 2009-2012, was a time in their lives they will never forget, and will always bond them.

"At the end of the day, we went through a lot of stuff together," Magro said of his former smush partner. "We have a lot of history so I keep her close."

"I'm not dating anyone else ... Just sticking to being an Uncle [to Snooki and JWoww's kids, Lorenzo and Meilani]. She's beautiful," he said of Meilani.

"She's like, 'I need attention! Look at me, look at me!''

Other than that, "I'm actually in school right now at UCB for improv," he said. "I'm on my second level. I'm actually going to scene study as well for acting."

He's gonna need it. Of all the reality shows out there, there was little to no acting needed with this crew. The non-stop debauchery spoke for itself ...

17 Things Girls Say and Do When They're Drunk

1. That's My Jam!

When you're drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.

Snooki is a mom for the second time! The Jersey Shore star gave birth to her second child with fiance Jionni LaValle earlier today, and it's a girl!

"So happy to let you know we had our beautiful daughter this morning Giovanna Marie LaValle ... 6.7 lbs, full head of black hair & perfect," she tweeted.

The reality star took to social media quite often to keep fans in the loop of her second pregnancy, sharing adorable baby bump photos and more.

Her soon-to-be two-year-old son Lorenzo often got in on the cuteness, and workout fanatic Snooki made sure to keep up with her fitness, too.

There's no question where her priorities lie these days.

"No matter what happens in life, I will ALWAYS be a strong mother for my son and future daughter. My life is you," Snooki wrote with one recent pic.

Snooki announced her second pregnancy in April, revealing that she is due "in the fall" around the time of her wedding date, which is still TBA.

As for whether Lorenzo is excited to be a big brother?

She previously revealed that he may not quite grasp the idea of a sibling, but we know Snooki and Jionni's little girl already has a best friend waiting.

Jenni "JWoww" Farley and fiance Roger Mathews welcomed daughter Meilani in July, and even tough as nails JWoww couldn't deny that it took a toll.

Here's hoping she and Snooki bounce back together!

Check out other stars who join the Jersey Shore alumni among celebrities who have welcomed children in the calendar year 2014 in the gallery below:

Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2014

1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher just became parents for the first time! She gave birth to a baby girl!! Congratulations!!

As genres of entertainment go, reality TV caters to douchebags like no other, which makes the 23 individuals below all the more impressive and loathsome.

23 Biggest Douchebags on Reality TV

1. Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin is one of the most frequent results if you run a Google image search on "reality TV douchebag." True story.

According to the venerable Urban Dictionary, the term "douchebag" is defined as:

1. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously with no sense of how moronic he appears.
2. An individual with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to their attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.
3. A person with a s--tty personality, [usually] a hair-gelling pretty-boy but who can also be a pompous, overzealous or vexatious asshole most people wish were killed in a Mortal Kombat fatality.
4. Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and a--hole, yet not f--ker or motherf--ker.
5. Justin Bieber.

Yeah. Any or all of the above (sans #5) apply to the individuals we've profiled.

While it typically is used to refer to men, the common douchebag can also be female in our estimation, for those rare cases where we lack for a better word.

A celebrity who believes they are universally adored, yet who is actually disliked by the public and even their peers, is not a uniquely male or female phenomenon.

The vast majority of our elite class of reality TV douches are still male, however, because such people have a surprising penchant for landing such programs.

Plenty didn't make the cut who easily could have. Competition was fierce.

Yet with their inflated senses of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness, plus their especially ignorant, grating behavior, these 23 are tops.

So click through the douchiest gallery ever above as we pay tribute to these reviled humans we all know and love (to hate) and channel our inner Kanye:

Can we please have a toast to the motherf--king douchebags!?

Former Jersey Shore star Snooki married Jionni LaValle over the weekend in the Garden State, and the couple did not enter into a prenuptial agreement.

The reality star, according to reports, simply didn't feel she needs one.

Snooki Marries Jionni LaValle

Snooks (real name Nicole Polizzi) was advised that it would be safer, legally and financially, to put something in writing, but she was adamantly opposed.

Thanks to her Jersey Shore paydays, popular lines of apparel, tanning products and other ventures, Snooki is worth several million dollars at least.

Please, try not to throw your phone, tablet or laptop into the wall.

Jionni, who's an ATM owner, wrestling coach and t-shirt entrepreneur, works for a living, and does well at that, but there's no doubt she's the primary earner.

In the great state of New Jersey, a divorce court will determine a "fair" (in other words, not necessarily equal) division of assets in the event of a split.

Here's hoping it'll never be a factor, but she is taking a risk.

Somehow we don't see it, though. Jionni and Snooki have been together since the height of her fame, and have transitioned well into a more normal life.

They also have two kids, which seem to have brought them closer together if anything, and strong family support. We're guessing they are in this for life.

Plus, these days are most likely behind her (thankfully) ...

17 Things Girls Say and Do When They're Drunk

1. That's My Jam!

When you're drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.

It's GTL time! In this case, that means Get married, Talk about it, and Let the world know why your co-stars were MIA!

As you may have heard, Snooki married Jionni LaValle last week in a Gatsby-themed ceremony in Jersey (of course).

And while it's always a little sad when two people base their wedding decor on a book that neither of them has read (we assume), it was otherwise a joyous affair with most of Snook's Jersey Shore castmates in attendance.

Noticeably missing were fan favorite Vinny Guadagnino, and rightfully reviled douche bag Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.

So what gives? Did someone sound the grenade whistle, thus keeping the bros at bay? Were Mike and Vinny not ready for DTF (Donning tuxes and formalwear)?

No, it turns out the boardwalk lotharios were left off the guest list for a far more obvious reason:

"I think everybody knows we're not friends," Snooki said when asked about The Sitch in a recent interview. "And me and Vinny, we don't get along either...It is what it is."

The first part makes sense: The Situation tried to break Snooki and Jionni up by claiming that he smushed with Snooks, but what's her beef with Vinny?

They always seemed to get along. In fact, if memory serves Vinny and Snooki had sex and...oooooh. Now we get it. Abiding by the old "no former smush partners at the wedding, fuggedaboutit!" rule. 

In that case, we imagine there was no one Snooki's side of the aisle save for her parents and a few immediate cousins.

We know, she's a married woman now. That was just one last, nostalgic barb to remind you of the days when Snooks banged the entire population of Seaside Heights every summer. Ah, memories...

Jersey Shore: The Unforgettable Moments

1. Ronnie-Sammi Fight on Jersey Shore

Ronnie and Sammi go at it on Jersey Shore. Ugly.

We had one reaction to Floyd Mayweather defeating Manny Pacquiao inside a Las Vegas boxing ring on Saturday night: YAWN.

And, no, we're not simply saying this because the matchup didn't even start until close to midnight on the East Coast.

We're saying it because there we no knockdowns. There were no memorable flurries.

Pacquiao scarcely landed any real blows against Mayweather, who used his speed and unparalleled defensive maneuvers to dictate pretty much every second of the fight.

Like we said: YAWN. And also: LAME.

We can think of countless celebrities we'd rather have seen do battle instead of these aging athletes.

Seriously, how much would you pay to see Porsha Willams beating down Kenya Moore?

Or Abby Lee Miller lace up her gloves against any of the Dance Moms?

What would be the odds of Kanye West knocking out a paparazzi member of his choosing? What about an epic showdown between Sooki and sobriety? 

We doubt any of these contests would go to the judges' cards. They'd be decided in a series of roundhouses, upper-cuts and, let's face it, jabs to the groin.

Who would come out on top in the 31 Craziest Celebrity Fights featured above? Relive them now and let's get ready to ruuuummmmmble!

Did you want to hear Snooki tell the story of the loss of her virginity when you got up this morning? OMG of course you did, so we're here to help!

Not only did the Princess of Poughkeepsie give it up at age 14, there was saran wrap involved ... we'll let you use your imagination there.

Oh, and Snooks' sex partner's penis looked like it was "mad at her."

We don't even know what that means, but it doesn't sound hot.

Fortunately, she realizes that she could've held out and didn't have to settle for "Bernard" (not the quote-unquote lucky guy's real name).

"The only reason I did it was because everybody in high school was doing it, and I just wanted to fit in," the Jersey Shore alumna reflects.

"So looking back now, looking back, I'm like 'dammit, why did I try to be cool and do that.' And I feel like kids still do that. Peer pressure. It's awful."

Truth, Nicole. Preach. Let the Millennials learn from you.

As always, with any tale from the mom of two, watching Snooki is crude and weird and obnoxious, yet you can't help but love the authenticity.

Snooki also praised husband Jionni LaValle's sexiness, both on a physical and personal level, subtly looking to defend her husband as usual.

Rumors of Jionni on Ashley Madison weren't the first time he's been accused of cheating, but if they're on the rocks, she's still hiding it well.

See when these other stars gave up their v-cards:

View Slideshow: Celebrity Virginities: When Were They Taken?

We've been told otherwise for years, but it looks like maybe you can find love on the Jersey Shore. 

Yes, several years after everyone stopped caring about their wildly dysfunctional relationship, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola are back together.

You may remember that Ronnie and Sammi called it quits in August of 2014 after 6 seasons of delivering non-stop "should I be entertained by this or should I be dialing 911?" drama on Jersey Shore.

The moment wasn't televised, but we assume balloons dropped from the sky, as it would've been about the 10,000th time the couple broke up.

“Both Sammi and Ronnie are telling friends they have never loved anyone else since they broke up," a source tells Us Weekly, adding that the couple recently reunited while partying in New York City.

It was around that time that Magro fell on hard times, losing his famous physique and getting involved in a number of violent altercations. 

"We just grew our separate ways," he told an interviewer, thus demonstrating that his grasp on the English language remains as tenuous as ever.

"She's still a great person. I love her as a person and I care about her but we went our separate ways. That's it...At the end of the day, we went through a lot of stuff together. We have a lot of history so I keep her close."

Apparently that wasn't it, as insiders say the couple is fully back together.

Get your sleeveless tux ready, because their might be another Jersey Shore wedding in the future.

View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?

"Babe, take a picture of me."

That must be the one request Deena Cortese's boyfriend, Chris Buckner must be sick of hearing.  All the poor guy wants to do is relax in Mexico, but Cortese is insistent that every outfit she puts on be shared on Instagram.

Taking a page from her friend, Snooki, Cortese is looking trim these day, and we applaud her for showing off curves in some very retro, very T. Swift bikinis.

Just over two months ago, Cortese lost her father.  She shared the news with fans, along with a beautiful dedication on Instagram.

"Last night I lost the first man I ever loved my biggest supporter and best friend," Cortese wrote.

My dad was one of the toughest people I know and had such a big sense of pride and fought until the very very end and I couldn't be more proud of him.. Everyone that knows my dad knows what an amazing person he was

"I think I'm gonna miss his facial expressions and laugh the most .. If he liked you ..you knew he was going to bust your balls but it was all out of love everywhere my dad went he left prints on people's hearts .. Whether it was in the hospital while he was sick .. Or on vacation.  We'd leave him for a couple minutes and we come back and he's surrounded by people making everyone laugh.

I can't tell you how many times I'd go out and people would tell me how awesome my dad was.  I was so lucky to have someone in my life that loved to be involved with every little thing I did..

Even during my rougher days in my early 20s when I gave both my parents a good run for their money he never gave up on me and still stood by my side .. Some days not very happy with me but we got through it and made things better.

View Slideshow: 17 Things Girls Say and Do When They're Drunk

"During Jersey Shore he was literally my BIGGEST fan..he told me Dee be you make us laugh..do what you gotta do its all about camera time! Lol he got it. He tried to be so involved with as much as he could with that.."

Helping me with my websites..making tshirts and anything and everything he could do he did. My heart hurts knowing he won't walk me down the aisle or see my kids grow up Although I do know he will be with me spiritually,

But I'm very happy he got to meet the man I will one day marry and his amazing family .. And he helped me with my new home that I will one day raise my children in. I love you so much dad .. I know your at peace now and with grandma and having drinks with Mals dad and all the rest of the friends you've lost on this journey.. I love you daddy."

Cortese and Buckner having been dating for 4 years, and are currently living together.

Just a few days ago, we got the most wonderful news that we'd heard in a very, very long time ...

Jersey Shore is coming back!

For real this time, too, not just for one lame special.

MTV announced the big news during the series premiere of their new show, Floribama Shore, a Jersey Shore "spin-off" set down south.

Or really, Snooki announced the big news in a short little teaser that aired along with the show, screaming "We're back, bitches!"

It's enough to warm your heart and give you hope in the hopeless time, isn't it?

We don't have too many details yet -- we know the new show will be called Jersey Shore Family Vacation, and it will air sometime in 2018.

Snooki -- or Nicole Polizzi, as she may prefer to go by now -- will be there, of course, as will her bestie, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, and her fellow meatball, Deena Nicole Cortese.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will also be going on that family vacation, along with Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, and the delightful Paul "Pauly D" Delvecchio.

So who's missing? You know, besides Angelina, lovingly known by her former castmates as the Staten Island Dump.

You know who's missing -- Sammi Giancola.

Yes, for some totally unfair reason, we're getting new Jersey Shore in 2018, but we won't be seeing Sammi Sweetheart.

And we came so close to heaven, didn't we?

Ever since the news of Sammi's absence broke, Jersey Shore fans everywhere have been in mourning -- and they've also been demanding answers.

Up until now, we haven't had any real explanation for why she won't be there with the rest of those lovable guidos and guidettes.

Some sources claimed that she was working on a deal to appear on Celebrity Big Brother, but most fans assume that she just doesn't want to film with Ronnie again after all these years.

It makes sense -- if you've seen literally any footage from the show, you know that Sammi and Ronnie had a ridiculously toxic relationship.

Remember how many times they broke up and got back together, just to break up again? How many times they made each other cry?

What about the time that he trashed her room after a fight? Or the time that she punched him in the face just for talking to JWoww?

Ooh, ooh, how about the time that he referred to her "Fred Flinstone toe" and she lost her mind?

Yeah, so Ronnie and Sammi have some history, and it would make sense if they didn't want to be around each other after everything that's happened between them.

But is that the whole reason Sammi's not coming back?

According to Snooki, yep.

On a podcast earlier this week, Snooki said "Everyone's asking why Sammi's not doing it. You have to ask her that, I'm not gonna speak for her."

But then she went on to say that "Sammi is just in such a happy place that I feel like she doesn't want to jump back into that drama if it does happen."

"And being that there was a lot of Ron and Sam drama when we did film, it was just really hard on both of them," she added. "So I just think she doesn't want that anymore."

That's more than fair, but still disappointing.

Don't give up hope yet though -- filming still hasn't started yet, and Snooki revealed that the rest of the crew has been "begging her to come back on the show" because "it's gonna be different."

"Everyone pray that Sammi comes back," she said, "because I feel like she might change her mind."

"Sam, if you're listening, come to the show. Like, stop being -- stop it. Stop it right now before I spank you."

Yes, Sam, please. Stop

Or, to speak to her in her own language, "OH MY GAAAAAHD, STAAAAAHP."

View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?

When Snooki and Jionni LaValle got married back in 2014, they truly defied the odds.

No, not because of that dumb "don't look for love on the Jersey Shore" mantra that some of Snooks' roommates tried to make happen back in Season 1, but because of the circumstances under which their relationship began.

Usually, when romances start with one party telling the world that the other has a small penis while doing her best to cheat on him, it doesn't bode well for the future.

Add to that the fact that Jionni bailed after just a few hours when he attempted to visit Snooki during her time in Italy, and it's pretty clear that the smart money would have been on these two never making it to the altar.

But to the utter shock of many, Snooki and Jionni tied the knot, and they're currently raising two kids together.

Of course, for a while now, the LaValles relationship has looked more like an amicable co-parenting partnership than an actual marriage.

And now fans are starting to suspect that the lack of romance is putting a strain on the couple.

Rumors of Snooki and Jionni living separate lives have been circulating for years.

Only in the past few months, however, have the LaValles stopped trying to hide the growing distance between them.

Fans have noticed that Jionni is nowhere to be found on Snooks' social media page.

The couple is seldom seen together in public, and Jionni didn't attend Deena Cortese's wedding or any of the recent Shore reunion events with his wife.

“How come your husband is never in anything ever?” one fan recently asked on Snooks' Instagram page.

“No more Jionni?” echoed another.

“Jionni never goes out with her and she seems to be going out a lot,” a source close to the couple tells Radar Online.

“He can’t say he has to take care of the kids because they live a few minutes away from his entire family.”

It's not hard to see why fans are so curious.

According to Radar, Jionni and Snooki were spotted attending a comedy show together earlier this year, but they haven't been photographed together with their kids since 2015!

Until today (seemingly in response to the latest round of rumors) the only pic Snooki had posted of Jionni in the past month was a throwback to their wedding day.

But who's to say?

Maybe they're one of those couples that can contentedly live separate lives and stay together for the kids.

Fans are a bit taken aback, of course, as Snooki ... never struck as the unemotional type.

View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?

This really puts the L in GTL*, people ...

Jersey Shore star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and his girlfriend, Jen Harley, are currently expecting their first child together, a new report confirms.

* - Babies require a lot of laundry.

The 32-year-old MTV star tells Us Weekly that the couple are having a girl and that Harley is currently six months along in her pregnancy.

Ronnie admitted that having a daughter will be an adjustment, since “every guy wants a boy,” he grew up with sisters, so he's excited.

"[I'm] used to being around girls.”

Ortiz-Magro began dating Jen last winter after his split from Khloe Kardashian's BFF and Famously Single co-star Malika Haqq.

Harley, interestingly, is already mom to an 11-year-old son, so she's got more than a decade of experience coming into this.

Ronnie, meanwhile, can lean on Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio and Jenni “JWoww” Farley for parenting advice.

“They all went through different experiences, which is great,” he says of his fellow Jersey Shore cast members and their children.

Snooki has two kids with husband Jionni LaValle (though reports of Snooki divorcing Jionni have run rampant in recent weeks).

JWoww and husband Roger Mathews also have two little ones, while Pauly D has a kid from a brief fling with Amanda Markert.

As for Ronnie and Jen, their romance first made headlines for a surprising reason, after he hurt himself during a night out in Las Vegas.

His rep said at the time:

“He did not get into a fight. He was with his girlfriend at TAO and a scuffle broke out around him and a glass got broken on his hand.”

Since that unintended reveal, Ortiz-Magro and Harley have documented their love on Instagram in regular but relatively low-key fashion.

She shared a sweet photo with him during a date at a New York Yankees game in The Bronx, New York, back on September 19.

He has also posted photos of Jen, gushing about her and what she means to him, like any good boyfriend does in the digital age.

Ortiz-Magro’s pending fatherhood comes as the Jersey Shore cast prepares to reunite for MTV's Jersey Shore Family Vacation.

Snooki, Pauly D, JWoww, Ronnie, Vinny Guadagnino, Deena Nicole Cortese and The Situation are all back, but Sammi is not.

Follow the link for more on why Giancola is not returning and join us in wishing heartfelt congrats to RAHN and his girlfriend!

View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?

Rumors that Snooki and Jionni LaValle are headed for divorce have been circulating non-stop several months now, because apparently a surprising number of people still care what the former stars of Jersey Shore are up to these days.

Of course, the vast majority of those people didn't tune into the recent Jersey Shore reunion special which tanked in the ratings, but that's a different story...

For a long time, Snooki and Jionni refused to address the divorce rumors at all, which only furthered suspicions that they were on the verge of calling it quits.

And it's hard to see why fans were convinced a separation announcement was in the offing.

Seemingly out of the blue, Snooki abruptly stopped posting photos of Jionni on her Instagram page.

According to Radar Online, LaValle was even absent from the family Christmas card photo.

Some Snooki aficionados proposed other theories, but everyone seemed in agreement that something was up with the LaValles.

And it looked as though whatever it was, the couple would do their best to keep it under wraps for the foreseeable future.

These days, however, Snooki is more in the spotlight than at any other time since the peak of her Shore fame, which makes it all but impossible to keep a secret that big.

It's universally understood that Snooks is who people are tuning in to see (if they tune in, that is), which means Mrs. Polizzi-LaValle is even more front-and-center than her cast mates.

Yes, folks may have lost interest in The Situation's situation, but Snooki has maintained a pretty steady social media following over the years.

As in her Shore days, much of Snooki's appeal stems from her candor, which may be why she's decided to finally address the divorce rumors...

...by having Jionni clear things up:

“My wife is filming a scene packing up and leaving for her new show and I am choosing not to be on TV because I simply do not like it,” Jionni wrote on Instagam this week.

That may sound worrisome, but it turns out the reason he doesn't want any part of the scene is that he doesn't want her to leave home in order to film the Shore specials.

“I own my own business and work hard at it, that’s what I do,” LaValle.

“My wife is a reality star and works hard at that, that’s what she does.”

He did not respond to the persistent fan question about whether or not he and Snooki are living apart, but he did insist that they're "not divorced."

So it doesn't sound like it's all rainbows and sunshine in Snooki and Jionni's world, but it does seem like they're trying to work things out.

Probably not the best timing for her take off on a drunken road trip with a bunch of guys she's previously hooked up with, but what are ya gonna do?

View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?

Remember back in November, when we told you that you'd see the familiar stars from Jersey Shore return to MTV and your television screen in 2018?

Well, it's 2018. And MTV has dropped a new trailer, teasing locations where we might see these infamous beach hooligans.

Honestly? This trailer, which you can watch below, looks bonkers.

"No," you say, backing away in disbelief. "No, it's 2018, and the only orange idiot on television is the one who somehow lives in the White House."

One, it's funny that you should say that, as you'll see when you watch the video below.

Two ... Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is a real thing that is happening in the year 2018.

And during the season finale of Floribama Shore, a show that sounds like a parody of Jersey Shore (and ... kind of is), MTV aired a new teaser trailer for the revival series.

Before you worry that these won't be the familiar faces that you remember, know that time has passed, but they wouldn't be doing this if they couldn't do a decent job of getting the gang back together.

Here's a list of returning castmembers:

-Deena Nicole Cortese

-Paul "Pauly D" Delvecchio

-Jenni "JWoww" Farley

-Vinny Guadagnino

-Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

-Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Sammi Sweetheart is not returning. We're sure that he'll be missed.

In the new teaser for the show, MTV asks the real questions, like "Where the f--k they going?"

And they tease a number of possibilities:

"F**kin' New York? F**kin' Dallas? F**kin' Chicago? Ole F**kin' Faithful? F**kin' Miami? F**kin' Las Vegas? F**kin' Grand Canyon? F**kin' San Fran? Mt. F**kin' Rushmore? F**kin Seattle?"

As you watch the video below, try to decide for yourself which of these are actual destinations.

Or ... are all of them destinations?

Many of the stars are arguably different people than they were in their misspent youth.

We should mention, of course, that Vinny Guadagnino is one of the stars who's changed the most.

Remember when Trump tried to bash climate change and got roasted on Twitter?

One of the people tweeting at him was none other than the esteemed Mr. Guadagnino, who actually went on to get an education and is clearly better informed than and more competent than Donald Trump.

Seeing a reality star President get taken to task by another reality star is just ... part of the world in which we all live, now.

Oh, and speaking of the Orange Menace:

Though countless people would tune in, we cannot imagine that the Jersey Shore crowd meets with Trump.

And not only because he'd see their tans and assume that they're ... not the sorts of people with whom he freely associates.

But maybe they visit D.C. and, from a distance, muse about which of them might one day gain the confidence of a sizable minority of Americans and end up miserable in the Oval Office.

Or maybe they'll see the Washington Monument and start making dick jokes.

We'll all find out together.

We've got quite a situation here, folks.

Just as the Jersey Shore cast is reuniting for a second shot at reality TV stardom, one of the show's most infamous figures may be headed to jail for a very long time.

But hey, at least he'll have plenty of time to work on those famous abs.

Back in April of 2017, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was charged with tax fraud alongside his brother and business partner, Marc Sorrentino.

According to court documents obtained by Page Six, The Sitch has pled guilty “not paying all federal income tax owed on approximately $8.9 million … earned between 2010 and 2012.”

And it seems that Mike didn't simply forget to dot the I's and cross the T's on his 1040:

“They also stand accused of commingling their business and personal bank accounts so that they could get away with spending the money on ‘high-end luxury vehicles and clothing,'” a source close to the case claims.

Mike also stands accused of making “multiple cash deposits on the same day in amounts less than $10,000, into different bank accounts that he controlled" in an effort to avoid reporting his earnings to the IRS.

Mike and Marc were first offered the plea deal on December 19 but rejected it due to the lengthy amount of time they might spend behind bars.

It seems Mike is facing 15 years in prison, while his brother might be put away for a whopping 25 years.

Legal experts say it's unlikely that they'll receive the maximum sentence, but note that some jail time seems inevitable.

Last year, the Sorrentinos appeared on Marriage Boot Camp (they really need to fix that title), where they discussed the charges against them and admitted to being fearful of going to prison.

Interestingly, Mike is not the first Garden State-based reality star to be convicted of tax fraud in recent years.

Real Housewives of New Jersey regular Teresa Giudice served 15 months in prison on similar charges back in 2015.

Her husband, Joe Giudice, is currently serving 4 years behind bars.

There's no word yet on whether or not Mike will be able to appear in the upcoming Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

Which is a shame, because it certainly sounds like he could use the cash!

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