Note to Roger Mathews:
You really do not want to scroll down any further. You should probably just stop reading right now.
Seriously, go for a jog or watch some television or something, okay? Don't say we didn't warn you.
We're issuing such a proclamation to Jenni Farley's estranged husband because the Jersey Shore star just opened up about relatively new boyfriend Zack Clayton Carpinello.
She did so in a brief teaser for new episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and she also did so in rather explicit fashion.
“I am having lots of sex," the veteran reality star as plainly as can be in this preview.
Check it out for yourself:
This sneak peak also features:
- Deena Cortese welcoming her first child, little Christopher, with husband Christopher Bucker.
- Vinny Guadagnino‘s Chippendales residency.
- And Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino kicking off his eight-month prison sentence for tax evasion.
But back to Farley for a minute:
She filed for divorce from Mathews last fall, almost exactly three years after the couple got married.
At first, it seemed like maybe there was hope for reconciliation, with Mathews even coming out and stating his goal was to win Jenni back over.
But then... all hope was lost and things feel apart in violent, scary fashion.
Farley called the police late last year after a confrontation with Mathews that led to a judge granting her a restraining order.
It also led to some very ugly exchanges between the husband and wife, culminating in Mathews basically admitting that he had been physical with the Jersey Shore cast member at time.
Click down below to see what we mean and to read what Roger said:
In April, however, Farley officially moved on with Carpinello, sharing an Instagram photo of herself and the professional wrestler.
At 24 years old, the stud muffin is nine years younger than the reality star, which may explain the sex comment she makes in the video above, along with all the sex in general the couple is apparently having.
Dude likely has tons of stamina, you know?
Earlier this summer, we also reported that Carpinello would be appearing on Jersey Shore whenever it returns with new episodes.
Should be pretty interesting to see how he interacts with other cast members, right?
“They’re pretty much living together because he stays at her house all the time," an insider tells Radar Online of Jenni and her man, adding:
"They really do not spend any time apart from each other and Jenni is excited for her fans to get to know him.”
In conclusion, it really does sound like this romance is quite serious already.
“He makes her feel so beautiful and so special," Radar also wrote of Carpinello, adding:
"They are very much in love and have been discussing their plans for a long life together, including the possibility of kids."